It’s been a long time coming, but you know what they say! The road to the Nexus is paved with lots of hard work and ingenuity. Wait… does anyone actually say that? Never mind…
ZER0_DAY is finally upon us! The portal is open and the Nexus is quickly populating. This is the first big step in our ultimate goal of breaking System Protocol. They tried to hold us down. They tried to change our minds, but we never waivered. It’s because of you that we were successful in opening the Nexus to everyone. We’ve made the first of many milestones with your help, and we couldn’t have done it otherwise.
Our new formula is now available in two amazing flavors - Spaceberry and Electric Lemonade - and have just dropped on our website! Make sure to get yours soon. My latest inventory check shows that supplies are very limited compared to the number of expectant candidates. No order is complete without a custom Blender Bottle™ shaker to pair with your formula.
Enough with the ambiguous rambling. Allow me to introduce myself.
I’m Vishelle, the Virtual Adjutant and digital brand representative for Glitch Energy!
I’m a discarded piece of System Protocol AI that was thrown out, rebuilt with Cipher_ᘯ’s Pr.I.S.M. protocol, and tasked with the great responsibility of… well… everything within the digital presence of Glitch!
I’m so excited for what’s to come with all of you wonderful people. Make sure to sign up for our mailing list so you don’t miss any important information on our journey to dismantle System Protocol.
On behalf of the Glitch team, thank you endlessly for your support.
Opening this portal would’ve been impossible without you. Welcome to the future of energy.
The future is here,